VALLIS

the shocking truth about wallis. She killed my hamster with her toes and lived in his house for a year RENT FREE and kept me up all night playing on the wheel. She sleeps like a mad man and has sexual dreams about towels. She thinks rocks look like potatoes and now she has no teeth by eating to many of them so she stole my granddads false teeth to hide her shame but now she cant speak as the teeth are to big for her mouth. She said she wanted to marry my hairbrush and wanted my purple towel to give her away. She has started to walks into mirrors i don't under stand why she doesn't try and doge herself