if its not one thing it your mother

i had old pills in a little box on my window-sen
my mother looking for nail clippers looked in
saw these all pills she used to set out for me in the morning knowing ill forget to take them
she thinking what the fuck
goes on my brothers computer and looks on ask frank
as they have writing on them she types that in
not finding anything keeps it to herself
and takes me shopping and for some dinner the next day
and asked me
i burst out laughing at the story
as she says
i think you've been swindled

bless her

Hallelujah

i cant stand Alexandra's hallelujah
she sings it
But now you never show it to me, do ya?
And remember when I moved in ya
The holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

its fucking you

its not meant to rhyme with hallelujah
it was written by Leonard Cohen he sings it awful
jeff buckley did that as a cover on his album what was called grace, it was voted the best album of all time that same year he walked into the Mississippi river and drowned he was a perfectionist
Rufus Wainwright's version was re-release for the film shrek

tbh when she sings it it loses all meaning Jeff Buckley sings it best

HAHA

the pope is a 95 year old virgin who wears a dress and he thinks he can but into everyones sex lives

the spirit of christmas yet to come

not long now right
only about two more sleeps to christmas
theres a sad new joke in our house
"are you going to play with the wii on christmas .. yeah?..... dirty bastard"
it wasn't funny to begin with but it makes me giggle as we say it allot
i am happy to say i have watched the muppets christmas carol what i watch every year, so now it it officially christmas in my eyes

will i ever learn

i always forget to take my mascara off before a shower ... i look like a Minstrel

i don't know you mate

photos are lovely 

chris moyles

white rose

looking for a sexy santa outfit for my aunty winnie to wear 

we went in ann summers and came across the dildos area 

my mum said 

"i know what i want for Christmas" 

"me too i hope we have some batteries"

"i think so, look at this decorated one"

"that would be good as a centerpiece at Christmas dinner" 

"MELISSA.... good thinking"

i have a odd family 

today

gosh im so tired and its only 3 o'clock 

first exam only for 45mins good old german 

farther picked me up and we went to tesco and did a big shop gosh it reminded me of that old joke "why do mothers take there kids shopping just to hit them"

we finally put the trimmings up (whooo) 

(hope your computer is ok wallis, good old tv) 

 

more photos

for wallis

about my day 

i woke up at 12 and went shopping with my mum i got a present for holly and that sid and nancy tee i wanted then i went to sandinista and had a drink with my mother. When i got home we put the tree up but its still got nothing on it. now im watching elf.

MY PHOTOS

bebo, facebook, myspace

these are popular for teens bebo is trying to be like facebook and is failing miserably bebo has always been chavy. Myspace is still for the cool kids and thats fine. But facebook is becoming popular and now appears to be shit it was good when not everyone was on it but now they are 

this is why i wanted to start something new. 

christmas

in our house the Christmas trimmings go up the weekend after my brothers birthday the 10th of december. Well there half up and looking a tit, half of the stuff is broke and the rest is all wet. deck the fucking halls eh ?

nice day for a murder

its from a song called lost art of murder - babyshambles 

still trying to make my blog look bigger 

this is me and my friend poppy on gay pride day what was a laugh. We didn't know it was on but we got a good view from the pub (thats not my hat its Ollie's lol)

ok

so im trying to make my blog look big so im going to be posting allot .

so these are my closes friends 

left. Wallis . Rhiannon . Grace . Beckie. me . Meg . Tasha 

we call ourself the patch crew as we always sit on the floor against that fence behind us. That photo was taken on tickle pink day.  

just started

i am very confused how to work this site 

but im sure i will get a hang of it ... eventually