Sunday, 31 May 2009
Friday, 29 May 2009
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
RANT ABOUT SCHOOL
Being ill at school is one of the worst things ever, the fact that you cant even keep your eyes open is one, you have to do the work set and not put your head on the desk and try and catch a few winks you may have missed last night. Then the dreaded PE the lesson when the teachers don’t take any crap about feeling ill, I’m on my period, I’ve got a note, I broke my leg, I have no arm, you'll be fine get changed. To be fair they do get that all day long any they can’t let any lazy arse don’t do it each time. Two hour lessons are the worst you get really hot and sweaty it must be the worst thing in the world to have that fist period Monday morning. I love rounders its activity I can do and dance and the gym but netball, basketball, cricket, football... ect i just can't do. The fact the teachers call you lazy if you don't take part now that’s fucking annoying,
"You’re so lazy"
"LAZY, do you even know me"
The PE teachers who try to be your friend has got to be the most annoying things in the fucking WORLD. It’s not their fault as soon as you become a PE teacher you have to become a fucking cunt, it’s the law.
Teachers
Some are fine a pleasure to be around but the push over teachers, well that’s another story. The act that they are getting the piss constantly taken out of them is just awful, a grown man standing in front a class of 15-25 students talking over and teasing the old man. The fact is it’s mostly the stupid teachers that get ripped to shreds. How they go home at night i don't know
It must be really hard being a teacher after watching the best of them fall apart I would never become one myself and I don't understand were people get the idea from. My work placement was at a nursery and I found that was one of the most dreadful experiences of my life, I was in 4-7 and 1-4 and i wanted to kill some of the older ones unruly and devious little things they were. The small ones were a delight as they had a lot of naps and then they just bounced about in their chairs. Teenagers have to be the worst creatures, being one myself and being in my last year of high school I’ve seen plenty of good examples of cheeky little fuckers. Some can handle it some have been wound up so much they Alost threw a chair across the room. I have seen teachers break down in tear and others scream until their face is a deep shad of purple. Its beyond me why people would do this to themselves.
The good teachers the ones you know you should never piss about with to a certain extent, you can have a laugh with them and chat with them but you know not to be late you know not to talk when he or she is in a bad mood, the teacher is there to teach and inspire. And most of these teachers have lost their inspiration their drive to ‘teach and inspire’ and its taking its toll on the young minds
Do you ever feel that you are at the mercy of not very cleaver people?
"You’re so lazy"
"LAZY, do you even know me"
The PE teachers who try to be your friend has got to be the most annoying things in the fucking WORLD. It’s not their fault as soon as you become a PE teacher you have to become a fucking cunt, it’s the law.
Teachers
Some are fine a pleasure to be around but the push over teachers, well that’s another story. The act that they are getting the piss constantly taken out of them is just awful, a grown man standing in front a class of 15-25 students talking over and teasing the old man. The fact is it’s mostly the stupid teachers that get ripped to shreds. How they go home at night i don't know
It must be really hard being a teacher after watching the best of them fall apart I would never become one myself and I don't understand were people get the idea from. My work placement was at a nursery and I found that was one of the most dreadful experiences of my life, I was in 4-7 and 1-4 and i wanted to kill some of the older ones unruly and devious little things they were. The small ones were a delight as they had a lot of naps and then they just bounced about in their chairs. Teenagers have to be the worst creatures, being one myself and being in my last year of high school I’ve seen plenty of good examples of cheeky little fuckers. Some can handle it some have been wound up so much they Alost threw a chair across the room. I have seen teachers break down in tear and others scream until their face is a deep shad of purple. Its beyond me why people would do this to themselves.
The good teachers the ones you know you should never piss about with to a certain extent, you can have a laugh with them and chat with them but you know not to be late you know not to talk when he or she is in a bad mood, the teacher is there to teach and inspire. And most of these teachers have lost their inspiration their drive to ‘teach and inspire’ and its taking its toll on the young minds
Do you ever feel that you are at the mercy of not very cleaver people?
Wednesday, 22 April 2009
Monday, 20 April 2009
Friday, 27 March 2009
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
for you and i are past those dancing days
Today was my unlucky day I missed the bus and then the train
and my boots filled up with dew
Today was my unlucky day I lost my conkers in a game
then I lost my marbles too
Today was my unlucky day
I broke the swing down by the lake
and I fell in two
A hole that someone had dug deep deep deep through the muck and I was fallin'
But I'll be comin' home for you
My heart is fonder now you've not been around
I'll be coming home for you
Now that I have learned how a heart can hurt
But no one owns the sea 'cept you and me
Today was my unlucky day I sat down underneath the tree, but all the leaves fell off
Today was my unlucky day I went down to the library, but all the books were out
Being read by other eyes
Being learned by other spies for their information
Page by page and book by book
They'll learn how to play hook a dook
and beat the system
But I'll be comin' home for you
My heart is fonder now you've not been around
I'll be coming home for you
Now that I have learned how a heart can hurt
But no one owns the sea 'cept you and me
Today was my unlucky day
I broke the swing down by the lake
and I fell in two
A hole that someone had dug deep deep deep through the mud and I was fallin'
Through the centre of the Earth and I'm wondering
How does this thing gravity work?
Because I think I must be halfway there
Will you stop me before Australia ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah oh
But I'll be comin' home for you
My heart is fonder now you've not been around
I'll be coming home for you
Now that I have learned how a heart can hurt
Well I'll be comin' home for you
I heard that you're in bits hope I can fix it
I'm coming home to heal your wounds
I've got a needle and thread to stitch back up your head
But no one owns the sea 'cept you and me
He chased me through the rain,
'Honey, I'm going your way.'
I don't think so.
You can chase me through the rain,
Scream my name, a childish game,
But I love to be young.
And honey I was never gonna change,
And honey you are never gonna change,
But you love, don't you love it that way.
Old stone,
Ten thousand years and you're still on your own.
Don't you love,
But you love it that way.
And if you swear that you're alright,
I'm not gonna try and change your mind.
Cause the same night I dream that I lose you I'll fall in love
And oh honey don't let me walk away from this
If I'm trying to fuck up my own life,
Then until I figure out why,
I think it's best you keep your distance
Lest I fall in love.
Old stone,
Ten thousands years and you're still on your own.
But you love,
Don't you love it that way.
He chased me through the rain.
'Honey I'm going your way.'
I don't think so.
You can chase me through the rain,
Scream my name, a childish game,
But I love to be young.
'Honey, I'm going your way.'
I don't think so.
You can chase me through the rain,
Scream my name, a childish game,
But I love to be young.
And honey I was never gonna change,
And honey you are never gonna change,
But you love, don't you love it that way.
Old stone,
Ten thousand years and you're still on your own.
Don't you love,
But you love it that way.
And if you swear that you're alright,
I'm not gonna try and change your mind.
Cause the same night I dream that I lose you I'll fall in love
And oh honey don't let me walk away from this
If I'm trying to fuck up my own life,
Then until I figure out why,
I think it's best you keep your distance
Lest I fall in love.
Old stone,
Ten thousands years and you're still on your own.
But you love,
Don't you love it that way.
He chased me through the rain.
'Honey I'm going your way.'
I don't think so.
You can chase me through the rain,
Scream my name, a childish game,
But I love to be young.
Tuesday, 24 February 2009
Sunday, 22 February 2009
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Sunday, 15 February 2009
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
VALLIS
the shocking truth about wallis. She killed my hamster with her toes and lived in his house for a year RENT FREE and kept me up all night playing on the wheel. She sleeps like a mad man and has sexual dreams about towels. She thinks rocks look like potatoes and now she has no teeth by eating to many of them so she stole my granddads false teeth to hide her shame but now she cant speak as the teeth are to big for her mouth. She said she wanted to marry my hairbrush and wanted my purple towel to give her away. She has started to walks into mirrors i don't under stand why she doesn't try and doge herself
Sunday, 8 February 2009
Tuesday, 20 January 2009
Saturday, 17 January 2009
Saturday, 3 January 2009
Tuesday, 30 December 2008
if its not one thing it your mother
i had old pills in a little box on my window-sen
my mother looking for nail clippers looked in
saw these all pills she used to set out for me in the morning knowing ill forget to take them
she thinking what the fuck
goes on my brothers computer and looks on ask frank
as they have writing on them she types that in
not finding anything keeps it to herself
and takes me shopping and for some dinner the next day
and asked me
i burst out laughing at the story
as she says
i think you've been swindled
bless her
my mother looking for nail clippers looked in
saw these all pills she used to set out for me in the morning knowing ill forget to take them
she thinking what the fuck
goes on my brothers computer and looks on ask frank
as they have writing on them she types that in
not finding anything keeps it to herself
and takes me shopping and for some dinner the next day
and asked me
i burst out laughing at the story
as she says
i think you've been swindled
bless her
Monday, 29 December 2008
Hallelujah
i cant stand Alexandra's hallelujah
she sings it
But now you never show it to me, do ya?
And remember when I moved in ya
The holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
its fucking you
its not meant to rhyme with hallelujah
it was written by Leonard Cohen he sings it awful
jeff buckley did that as a cover on his album what was called grace, it was voted the best album of all time that same year he walked into the Mississippi river and drowned he was a perfectionist
Rufus Wainwright's version was re-release for the film shrek
tbh when she sings it it loses all meaning Jeff Buckley sings it best
she sings it
But now you never show it to me, do ya?
And remember when I moved in ya
The holy dove was moving too
And every breath we drew was Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
its fucking you
its not meant to rhyme with hallelujah
it was written by Leonard Cohen he sings it awful
jeff buckley did that as a cover on his album what was called grace, it was voted the best album of all time that same year he walked into the Mississippi river and drowned he was a perfectionist
Rufus Wainwright's version was re-release for the film shrek
tbh when she sings it it loses all meaning Jeff Buckley sings it best
Friday, 26 December 2008
Wednesday, 24 December 2008
HAHA
the pope is a 95 year old virgin who wears a dress and he thinks he can but into everyones sex lives
Tuesday, 23 December 2008
the spirit of christmas yet to come
not long now right
only about two more sleeps to christmas
theres a sad new joke in our house
"are you going to play with the wii on christmas .. yeah?..... dirty bastard"
it wasn't funny to begin with but it makes me giggle as we say it allot
i am happy to say i have watched the muppets christmas carol what i watch every year, so now it it officially christmas in my eyes
only about two more sleeps to christmas
theres a sad new joke in our house
"are you going to play with the wii on christmas .. yeah?..... dirty bastard"
it wasn't funny to begin with but it makes me giggle as we say it allot
i am happy to say i have watched the muppets christmas carol what i watch every year, so now it it officially christmas in my eyes
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
Tuesday, 16 December 2008
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